Spoken Word Piece - Minutemen

Liberal man meets conservative man

Conservative man wears his myth on his skin

Liberal man has to explain his

And keeps his shirt all buttoned up

Conservative man greets liberal man

With a well rehearsed cold stare

Liberal man replies

By issuing forth horseshit

Conservative man retaliates

By taking the concrete reality

Of the situation and lodging it, like a wedge

Right between both sides

Of liberal man’s brain

Liberal man is caught off guard

By this apparent non abstraction

There is one full minute of confusion

Liberal man becomes conservative man

Conservative man becomes liberal man

War is declared

Liberal man cheats

By calling in reinforcements

Conservative man is set upon

By a mob and murdered

Said mob then turns on liberal man

And he dies a broken man