All Night Diner - Modest Mouse

Have I told ya, have I told ya?

Have I told ya, have I told ya?

You could really get it on, you could really get it on

Have I told ya, have I told ya?

Have I told ya, have I told ya?

You could really get it on, you could really get it on

I was at an all night diner

The sign said, Triple X but they were talking about root beer

I’m just sitting down, thinking about nothing

Looking at the thin air, breathing up the oxygen

Have I told ya, have I told ya?

You could really get it on, you could really get it on

A guy comes up, looking pretty 8-ball

Snaggletooth smile, sits down at my table

Puts his arm around me, starts to share his information

He said, he said, he said, he said, he said, this is what he said

I have sex, I’m always thinking about the pavement

So I can avoid premature ejaculation

I got up, remembering to thank him

Better things to do so I’ll start drinking

Have I told ya, have I told ya?

Have I told ya, have I told ya?

You could really get it on, you could really get it on

Have I told ya, have I told ya?

Have I told ya, have I told ya?

You could really get it on, you could really get it on

I’m in Tahoka, now I’m gonna hook up

With the parties, unfortunately like always

No one has any ideas, damn

Have I told ya, have I told ya?

Have I told ya, have I told ya?

You could really get it on, you could really get it on