Chef Biff - Momus

Chef Biff slipped with a knife and cut his fingers off

But there’s more to being a chef than having fingers, Biff

Chef Biff I believe you will bounce back fast

You will come back stronger, and you will last

Chef Biff made a sauce, a sauce so lovely and sweet

That everyone stopped in their tracks and licked it off the street

Then Chef Biff made a world, a world in which to live

A world where having fingers was considered infra dig

Biff, Chef Biff

Gallop, Biff, with bloody stumps all across the earth

Boss of every kitchen across the universe

Who needs bloody fingers when you’ve got satay sauce?

Henchmen follow orders and history its course

Biff, Chef Biff, Chef Biff

So collect your severed fingers, mop up your salty tears

The world belongs to those who live by ideas

Biff, Chef Biff

Chef Biff, I believe you will bounce back fast

You will come back stronger and you will last

You slipped with a knife and cut your fingers off

But there’s more to being a chef than having fingers, Biff