The Buick - Moonpools & Caterpillars

I tried to see what in my life could be so wrong

I figured it out — all I need is a car to be so strong

So here I sit on the hood of a Buick

I feel real cool and the chicks all dig it

Things are going to change and I think it’s happening now

Mama said, «Oh dear baby don’t leave me»

But I’m a redneck adventurous pitch forked pup from the farm

And now I cruise on the high road to China

Got girls lined up way back to Ohio

Slicked back hair with pomade that just won’t stop

Ahd he said, «Ahh shucks!»

I figured it out all wrong

I wrecked that car on the night of my very first prom

Betty Lou got out and walked, in short, she was gone

So here I sit on this heap of a Buick

Best girl gone, oh I just knew it

Things are going to change and I think it’s happening now

And he said, «Ahh shucks!»

I figured it out all wrong

The only thing that really matters now —

If you ain’t got a car — stay far!