You Call It Joggin' - Mose Allison

You call it jogging I call it running around

You say you’re losing weight but you ain’t lost a pound

While you’re out jogging with your other friends

I’m home feeding the kids again

You call it joggin' I call it running around

You call it joggin' I call it running around

It’s the best release you say you’ve ever found

Your friends all smile and agree yeah you were running around on me

You call it joggin' I call it running around

Somebody said they saw you down at the corner getting out of some stranger’s car

You come home after running for hours ain’t even breathing hard

You call it joggin' I call it running around

The soles of your running shoes they ain’t wearing down

While you’re out running up and down the streets

I’m at home trying to get the kids to sleep

Sh

You call it joggin' I call it running around

(let's take a lap or two)

You been out since 5pm

It’s now 30 minutes past 10

You blow in all out of breath

Honey you been drinking gin again?

You call it joggin' I call it running around

Draggin' that silly old towel all over town

You come home grinning with your hair all wet

Smelling like shampoo instead of sweat

Mm mm mm

You call it joggin' I call it running around

Oh yeah

You all it joggin' I call it running around

Yeah