Survival tactics - Mr Traumatik

I’m a survivalist, I’ve got them survival tactics

When my rivals chat shit

I leave 'em with eyeball patches

I’m no spastic, I’m so drastic, life’s fantastic like my adlibs

I don’t smoke or light no crack spliffs

You don’t want war mate

I’ll make your jaw break

I’ll leave a hole in your Gore-Tex North Face

Give me some more bass

I’ll make the floor shake

I’m an artist I’m painting a portrait

My style is rare like raw steak

I’m a vegan I don’t eat no pork mate

Don’t judge me like it’s a court case

I’ll stick DMT in your cornflakes

Give me some more weed

I’ll make your jaw bleed

You don’t want to aggravate me or war me

I’m so gory, guts and glory

I’m an author, I’m telling my story

I’m feeling really horny

And I’m so sick I’m feeling poorly

Stop talking please you bore me

You ain’t strong you’re weak and scrawny

I’m not evil I’m just militant

If you piss me off I’ll kill a cunt

I’ll watch your intestines fall out on the floor then bill a blunt

You’re not my equivalent, you’ve got cognitive dissonance

This multi-dimensional man is a legend, you’re just insignificant

I’m big just like my, don’t test me don’t be a silly one

There’s too many humans on this planet

I think there’s more than 9 billion

Humans are in a predicament

Mass awakening’s imminent

I’m a syncretist, I’m not paranoid I’m just vigilant

I’m a survivalist, I’ve got them survival tactics

When my rivals chat shit

I leave 'em with eyeball patches

I’m no spastic, I’m so drastic, life’s fantastic like my adlibs

I don’t smoke or light no crack spliffs, I’m not into those antics

Don’t be so insolent, you will get beat like instruments

I’m naturally happy, I don’t need no stimulants, I’m not into 'em

Naked women I sing to 'em

Humans are dirty evil fucking cunts, and I’m so sick of 'em

Do not cross the line like immigrants

I’ll rip off your limbs and ligaments, I’ll inject you with some poison

and fungal filaments

My lawyers are brilliant, no evidence, I’m innocent

I’m dyslexic I don’t do long sentences or imprisonment

I’m sensing negative vibes, I’m with some devilish guys

Please don’t wind me up you twat you’ll end up dead in the skies

No lies I’m terribly kind, But I’ve got a menacing mind

I’m a multi-dimensional demigod, I definitely try

Don’t give me no devilish looks, I’m with some menacing crooks

Don’t piss me off you cunt, you’ll end up dead in the woods

I bet you’ve never read books, take my advice you definitely should

I’m way too advanced, my lyrics go over your head like hoods