If Mama Was Married - Natalie Wood, Ann Jillian

If Mama was married we’d live in a house,

as private as private can be.

Just Mama, 3 ducks, 5 canaries, a mouse,

2 monkeys, 1 father, 6 turtles and me.

If Mama was married.

If Mama was married i’d jump in the air

and give all my toe shoes to you.

I’d get all these hair ribbons out of my hair

And once and for all i’d get Mama out too.

If Mama was married.

Mama, get out your white dress

You’ve done it before (without much succsess)

Mama, god speed and god bless

We’re not keeping score, whats one more or less.

Oh Moma say yes, and waltz down the isle while may

I’ll gladly support you, I’ll even escort you.

And i’ll gladly give you away.

Oh Mama, get married today.

If Moma was married there wouldn’t be anymore

Let me entertaint you

Let me make you smile

I will do some kicks

I will do some tricks (Sing out Louise)

(Smile Baby)

Mama, please take our advise

We aren’t the Lunts

I’m not Fanny Brice

Mama, we’ll buy you the rice

If only this once you woulndn’t think twice.

It could be so nice, if Mama got married to stay

But Mama gets married, and married, and married

And never gets carried away.

Oh Mama, Oh Mama, Oh Mama

Get married today!