Timeless To Me - Nathan Lane

styles keepa changin

the worlds rearrangin

but edna your timeless to me

hemlines are shorter

a beer costs a quarter

but time cannot take what comes free

your like a stinky old cheese babe

just gettin riper with age

your like a fatal disease babe

but theres no cure

so let this fever rage

some folks cant stand it

say time is like a bandit

but i take the opposite view

cause when i need a lift

time brings a gift

another day with you

a twist or a waltz

its all the same schmaltz

with just a change in the scenery

you’ll never be old hat

thats that!

you’re timeless to me

Oh Wilbur i love you!

fads keep a fadin'

castros invading

but wilber you’re timeless to me

hairdos are higher

mine feels like barbed wire

but you say im chic as can be!

you’re like a rare vintage ripple

a vintage they’ll never forget

so pour me a teeny weenie triple

and we can toast the fact

we aint dead yet!

i cant stop eating

you’re hairline’s receding

and soon you’ll have nothing at all

so you’ll wear a wig

while i roast a pig

hey!

pass the geritol!

glenn miller had brass

that chubby checker’s a gas

but they all pass eventually

you’ll never be passe

hip horray!

you’re timeless to me!

(Musical Interlude)

you’re like a broken down Chevy

all i need is a fresh coat of paint

and edna,

you got me goin hot and heavy

you’re fat and old

but baby

boring you ain’t!

some folks dont get it

but we never fret it

cause we know that time

is our friend

yeah, its plain to see

that you’re stuck with me

until the bitter end

and we got a kid

who’s blowin the lid

off the turnblad family tree

you’ll always hit the spot

BIG SHOT!

you’re timeless to me

you’ll always be du jour

mon amour

you’re timeless to me

you’ll always be first string

Ring-a-ding-ding!

you’re timeless to me

you’re timeless to me

you’re timeless to me

you’re timeless to me.