Led Zeppelin Rules - Nerf Herder

I turn on my radio

And all the music sounds hollow

The first song they’re playin' sucks

And the next one swallows

The singer is whinin'

And the drummer sounds bored

The guitar player’s tone is like a Commodore 64

Don’t settle for less

Don’t suffer the fools, no-oo-oh

Don’t give them your allowance money

Let’s shout, «Led Zeppelin Rules»

Yeah

I turn on my TV set and I see the «American Idol» show

And people are wonderin' why all the kids are suicidal

Well, Jessica and Britney and Paris and Ashley

Well, they look so pretty

Then you ask me if I like their music

Well, I didn’t know that they had any

Don’t listen to disco

Don’t listen to punk, no-oo-oh

Don’t listen to the (???) and all that junk, woah-oo-oh

Don’t suffer the fools

Don’t settle for less, no-oo-oh

Don’t give them your allowance money

Let’s shout, «Led Zeppelin Rules»

«Hey, bro, check out the new Donut Boy song I got for free on my cell phone.

It’s so rad.»

«I'm not gonna listen to your stupid cell phone.

Check this out.»

«Dude, what’s that?»

«It's got real music on it.

It’s called a cassette tape.»

«What?

How many minutes do you hear with that thing?»

«Ninety.»

«Woah!»

Don’t settle for less

Don’t suffer the fools, no-oo-oh

Don’t give them your allowance money

Let’s shout, «Led Zeppelin Rules»

Listen to disco

Don’t listen to punk, no-oo-oh

Don’t listen to the (???) and all that junk, woah-oo-oh

Don’t suffer the fools

Don’t settle for less, no-oo-oh

Don’t give them your allowance money

Let’s shout, «Led Zeppelin Rules»

Don’t listen to disco

Don’t listen to punk

Don’t listen to junk

Don’t listen to.

Don’t listen to… ska