Never Ever Getting Rid of Me - Christopher Fitzgerald, Kimiko Glenn, Waitress Original Broadway Cast Ensemble

Dawn!

(sung)

I will never let you let me leave

I promise I’m not lyin'

Go ahead, ask anybody who has seen me tryin'

I’m not goin'

If it seems like I did, I’m probably waitin' outside

Such a stubborn man you’ll likely never meet another

When we have our family dinner you can ask my mother

She’s the best

You’ll learn more about her on our family history test

I’m gonna do this right

Show you I’m not movin'

Wherever you go, I won’t be far to follow

Oh, I’m gonna love you so

You’ll learn what I already know

I love you means you’re never, ever, ever gettin' rid of me

You can try, oh, but I

I love you means you’re never, ever, ever gettin' rid of me

Ready for your check?

Not quite.

Pie for everybody!

What?!

I grew up an only child in the suburb of the city

I spent my days alone, my only friend was a stray kitty called Sardine

Sardine

Yeah, I thought it was hilarious to call a cat a kind of fish

She played hard to get, hissin' while she scratched me

What she was tryin' to say was «Ogie, come and catch me»

I learned quickly

That perseverance stood between a cat and her new best friend, me

Oh, I’m gonna do this right

Show you I’m not movin'

Wherever you go, I won’t be far to follow

Oh, I’m gonna love you so

You’ll learn what I already know

I love you means you’re never, ever, ever gettin' rid of me

When you say «never»…

You can try, oh, but I

I love you means blah blah blah yip yap yap yap, now get back to work!

Oh, you can try, oh, but I

I love you means you’re never, ever, ever getting rid of me