Fuck Euphemism - NOFX

I walked into the eagle and someone called me cis

I said I’m not cis I’m a sissy should I call you mister or miss

(I said) I’m actually a transvest but before I got too tite

The place erupted into my first gender pronoun bar fight

They said I was a Ross Cross dress for less wannabe queer

I said my gender isn’t fluid, but that’s how I like my beer

They thought I was just posing or on a publicity stunt

Until I did a line off Scarlett’s hundred thousand dollar cunt

She paid a hundred thousand clams for a single clam in front

A very pricey pussy paid for by the government!

Then I said fuck you euphemism

Cis butt fuck my cis clit

Your hypocritical

Political correctness

Ain’t legit

I mean it fuck you euphemism

I say what I wanna say

I love that LGBTQ will never include K

Cuz they say that unlike cis queers kinksters make a choice

They’re wrong but yes we choose which gag to take away our voice

Now I identify as a grain of salt Peter panarchist

Or a poly rubber puppy switch brat slut dharmasochist

So, I said fuck euphemism your words are neophyte

I’m a single not a plural person so call me per for the night

You’re wrong if you hate me just cuz I’m a word Smith and Wesson

Cuz I nicked this terminology from a Doris Lessing lesson