My Pathetic Friend - Noise Addict, Ben Lee

She told me I’m a lot like a late night talk show\nYou wait long enough all’s revealed, and then it’s gone\nCoffee keeps me alive on my late night talk show\nThen I change as I leave the live studio\nAnd everybody knows that casualness causes casualties\nYou wouldn’t guess that it’s mostly my fault\nAnd every show sucks as a result of me You’ve now seen all the possibilities\nMy pathetic friend\nIt’s been a tough week on the late night talk show\nI just can’t afford what I need to know\nGotta get away from the late night talk show\nGotta drive as far as the car will go And everybody knows that casualness causes casualties\nYou wouldn’t guess that it’s mostly my fault\nAnd every show sucks as a result of me You’ve now met both my personalities\nMy pathetic friend\nAttack the viewers\nGod knows they’ve seen it all before\nJust keep your mouth shut\nGod knows I’ve heard it all before\nWill you be a guest on my late night talk show\nJust relax and I’ll give you the third degree\nDo you want a job on my late night talk show\nYou can be the director and fuck with me And everybody knows that casualness causes casualties\nYou wouldn’t guess that it’s mostly my fault\nAnd every show sucks as a result of me You’ve now met both my personalities\nMy pathetic friend\nMy pathetic friend\nIs me, is me My pathetic friend\nIs me, is me