Goblin Slayer - None Like Joshua

If we’re not talking goblins we’re not talking at all

I ain’t got a thought to offer while these monsters at large

Some adventurers want fame and gold i just want to slaughter

Every goblin on this face of Earth who raped someone’s daughter

I don’t care for gods and demon wars to fight

I’m just taking goblins with me every time i roll the dice

If you stare into my red eye you are on a one way flight

To the Gates Of Hell now you know I’M

You say goblins i’ll slay all of them for YOU

You say goblins i’ll slay all of them for YOU

Saw you got problems call if it’s goblins then i’ll be on it

Knocking the strongest like Ogres and Shamans

Offing their offspring by clubbing i’m heartless

Watching the rookies they fall cause they’re pompous and thought They were

smarter to often

I have arrived and my blades have been sharpened

You claim its fate but this is my job to win

I don’t care for politics i’m cold as ice

I’m just taking my accomplice if she help my goblicide

If you dare to throw a rock, then you get these arrows right

Through your tiny heart, now you know I’M

You say goblins i’ll slay all of them for YOU

You say goblins i’ll slay all of them for YOU

I was by myself before enlisting with the team i’m running with

I got an Elf, A Dwarf, A Lizard and a priest

And now my goblin kill count has doubled since

Checking every morning like addiction to the hordes that i’ll be thwarting

Wreckin forts and lords expect they come before me maybe i’ll go platinum

After i’m destroying this

I don’t care to make a woman for my wife

I was chillin with some virgins after i had almost died

If you staring at my cowgirl you are bout to hold a knife

For your horrid crime, now you know I’M

You say goblins i’ll slay all of them for YOU

You say goblins i’ll slay all of them for YOU

Got a gate scroll

Now you sleeping with the fishes at the bottom of a hole

Every kill is for my sister, my village who paid for

Every goblin who got awaycause they cry on grey wolves

My team is out of spells but blood about to spill

See me counting every murder for the women they stole

The dark is my cradle, because the goblins are able

To see at night but i slay them like two moons are fatal

I don’t care for heroes or their noble plight

While their drinking for their spirits ill be trapping overnight

Every goblin through the mirror see reflects a holy light

You can see my eyes, but you know I’M

See i’m cutting beards if you touch a single hair

Orcbolg up in here, bards love singing tales

Of the goblins goblin who envied his older self

Ain’t no kings or champions

All goblins go to hell

You say goblins i’ll slay all of them for YOU