No Romance - One More Time

Help me, help me, tell me what is wrong

Is this feeling common or am I the only one

Help me, help me, whenever I go out

To dance and to enjoy myself they think I need a guy

First this boy turned up, didn t say a word

He just sat and stared, oh did he get on my nerves

Then a fellow came, such a gorgeous guy

With an empty brain, so I told him with a smile

Nice to see you, take a hike

There is No Romance when you ask me for my number… a.s.o.

Just a one-night stand, I don t need it now

There is No Romance

Where s the gentleman I wonder

I just wanna dance, I intend to stay alone

Even when I m walking home

When my, when my friends get up and dance

That is when the drunk obnoxious guys take a chance

help me, help me, I m looking for a guy

Who knows how to treat, how to treat me right

First this man turned up with a nasty smell

And the second guy, what he was I couldn t tell

Then a boy turned up with a dirty mind

And another one smelled of yesterday s wine

How I hate the smell of it

There is No Romance when you ask me for my number… a.s.o.

Rudolph Valentino and all those other stars

They re the kind of men that I can t resist

Tell me do those men really not exist

Help me, help me, tell me where s the passion

Oh, is it all old-fashioned

There is No Romance when you ask me for my number… a.s.o.