Roast Yourself Diss Track - Onision

This is a story of a guy named Greg

Goes by Onision what a fucking fag

You know he’s vegetarian

How could you not

He rubs it in your face & he thinks he’s hot

Have you seen his body

Zits everywhere

He rants about his views

As if anyone cares

He’s obsessed with himself

Have you seen his twitter?

Summed up by three words

Dumb, pathetic & bitter

Let’s talk about relationships

His funniest jokes

The only people who date him

Are poor white folks

His target age:

Hey it’s legal man

But you’re still a f***ing d**k

Divorced his wife

Left her high and dry

Sees a young pop star?

Leaves his wife to die

But oh she’s crazy

Better rebound fast

And yeah you guessed it that sh** didn’t last

Film a disaster

Girlfriend’s having a stroke

Baby you’re not shaking enough

Pretend you’re getting choked

Sh** it’s not believable

But I gotta get the views!

If I don’t start drama

I’m gonna be old news

Ah f*** it, I’m moving on

Time to dump you like the rest

High school’s just gettin out

Gotta look my best

I get older, they stay the same age

Thanks for riding

Get the fu** out my way

Now what about his job?

Makes two vids a day

What we gonna talk about?

Who’s fail, dumb or gay?

Hates every YouTuber

Let’s talk about this

Twitter diss, twitter diss

Hate him, now I’m pissed

He says men are inferior

But he acts superior

This couldn’t be eerier

Cause head’s up his posterior

Talks animal rights

Constantly starts fights

Loves to demonize whites

Thinks he is the civil rights

So this guy is a maniac

Acts like he’s a brainiac

Nickname crackerjack

White & brain all whack

Losing team quarterback

Get a fu**ing heart attack

Or at least his butt packed

Creeper like the zodiac

What a sad sack

Has sand up his crack

Jacks off to bad feedback

Too f***ed to go back

Ugly like a humpback

Just a paranoiac

Life is a cul de sac

Rides his girlfriends bareback

So what do we do

About Onision

King of the hill

If the hill’s full of morons

His one viral song

That’s annoying as f***

Was the last big break

Fu**er's out of luck

We get it white knight

You think you’re a hero

But reality check:

You’re a cuck cuck zero

Take no days off

You work every day

But you’re not likable

Give it up, go away

Go be a plumber

Sionara see ya

Get sh** instead of dish it

Bye Felicia