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Have you heard the latest news?

Walking dead ain’t got no shoes

Dracula is drinking coke

Global warming is a joke

Have you seen what’s on tv?

Corn is made of LSD

They found a cure for your disease

And it grows on trees

I wash my brain with turpentine

I scrape the bullshit off my mind

I exorcise the evil beast

Before I close my eyes

Have you read the magazines?

The moon is stuffed with jelly beans

Grab a rifle if you can

You’ll become a better man