Music Has Taken A Backseat To Haircuts - P.O. Box

You’re more hardcore, punk, straightedge or indie than me

You have far more «cool to be uncool» friends than me

Your hair is cooler and your pants are tighter

And your MySpace pictures own my face

Skinnier and better looking and you have more tattoos

And obviously I loose.

The buttons on your bag are cooler

You are nothing but a scenester

And at anytime your favorite band is more obscure than mine

Your shoes are more vintage and so is your lame-ass shirt

More black clothes than me, more trucker caps than me

I don’t even own a black leather jacket

And I don’t care about a f*cking spiky belt

Your glasses are thicker than mine

Your piercings are more weirdo than mine

The plugs in your ears are bigger than mine

You are nothing but a scenester

And at anytime your favorite band is more obscure than mine

Because as we all know, that’s what really matters

In a scene where the music has taken a backseat to the haircuts

Because as we all know, that’s what really matters

You win and I loose, congratulations, congratulations wanker

Kid, kid listen up, if you ask me it’s crazy, it’s stupid, it’s dumb

That I shared a stage with you and that you flipped your style

You folded you art to what’s now playing in bar’s stereos

To what’s now playing in your girl’s stereo

When you’re drinking at a local festival

I ain’t interested in hearing about your old days

And at anytime your favorite band is more obscure than mine

Because as we all know, that’s what really matters

In a scene where the music has taken a backseat to the haircuts

Because as we all know, that’s what really matters

You win and I loose, congratulations, congratulations wanker