Green Mitten (Skit) - Packy

You guys ready?

On the road again, I can’t wait to be on the road again

Uh, I feel terrible

Yo, you guys seen my glasses out there?

No dude

Fuck bro, I can’t find 'em

You got so much shit over there dude, all those cords and stuff,

it’s like the IT guy, man

Jared, get your life together

Fuck bro, I’m gonna so heated if I left them in the green room

They’re, they’re there somewhere dude

Shit, they’re not in my bag, God damn it, no

I feel terrible (Fuck)

Yup, they’re gone, God damn it

Yo, they’re there somewhere dude

Bro, I’m telling you, they’re gone, they’re gone

We gotta get going guys

Oh, fuck my life, God damn it, of course I lose my fucking sunglasses

Bro, your life, aww, Jared’s life’s so hard.

He has the hardest life ever,

on the road with all his friends on tour, doing what he loves to do,

getting drunk every night, doing a bunch of drugs, having sex with random

woman

It ain’t easy being me

God damn

Fucking nut dude

Poor Jared