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Can you say why America is the greatest country in the world?

Can you say why- Say why- Say why-

America- Greatest country-

Diversity and opportunity

Can you say why- Say why- Say why- Say why-

Uh, freedom and freedom, so let’s keep it that way

What makes America the greatest- greatest- greatest-

It’s not the greatest country in the world, though.

That’s where you missin'

the point

You’re saying-

Yes

Can you say why- Say why- Say why-

Wait a minute, so you’re gonna sit here and tell us that America is so cold,

that we’re the only ones in the world who have freedom?

Canada had freedom.

Japan had freedom.

The U.K., France, Italy, Germany, Spain,

Australia, Belgium had freedom

So there’s absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we’re the

greatest country in the world

We’re sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service at this time

We’re 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy,

178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor

force and number 4 in exports

We lead the world in only three categories: Number of cats that’s locked up,

number of grown folks who believe angels are real, and defense spending

So when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world,

I don’t know what the fuck you talkin' about