Hailing Taquitos - Parry Gripp

Hailing taquitos

It’s hailing taquitos

At the park, over the yard

Put on your bike helmet 'cause they’re coming down hard

Hailing taquitos

It’s hailing taquitos

Guacamole, sour cream

Is it nightmare or is it a dream?

(is it a dream)

They’re crunchy and they’re fried (so fried)

And they’re falling from the sky (from the sky)

You might want to stay in inside

VO: Lookout!

VO: Owww, my eye!

News flash!

Important information

Taquito’s coming down all over nation

Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie

It’s a Taquito apocolypse-y

Hailing taquitos

It’s hailing taquitos

Run for cover, don’t be slow

There’s beef, and chicken, and potato

Hailing taquitos

It’s hailing taquitos

Corn tortillas rolled up tight

Coming down fast with no end in sight (no end in sight)

They’re greasy and they’re hot (so hot)

They keep falling from the sky (they keep on falling)

They’re kind of pointy so they hurt a lot

VO: Dude, watch out!

VO: Owww, my other eye!

Oh, why!!!

VO: What is that?

VO: It’s the tacobot 3000!

VO: He’s shooting the taquitos with his taco ray

VO: And turning them into harmless tacos

VO: We’re saved

VO: Hooray!

VO: It’s a miracle

Hailing taquitos

It’s hailing taquitos

Awww awww awww awww (beef, chicken, potato, cheese)

Hailing taquitos

It’s hailing taquitos

Awww awww awww awww (beef, chicken, potato, cheese)

VO: Once again, thanks to the tacobot 3000, humanity was saved

VO: Or was it?

VO: Owww, my first eye again!