If I Was The Devil/Wave On Wave Reprise - Pat Green

If I was the devil

I’d hang out in blue-eyed Missouri

Where the water

and mountains collide

I’d scare all the little children

Rumble round 'neath

the beds

Tell 'em all kinda stories

Can’t help but get 'em

Stuck in their heads

And I’d take out

All your livestock

Blame it on a

Beast of the night

You know it was me

As well as you know

wrong from right

If I was the devil

I’d go and find your preacher man

Dressed in white

And I’d tell him

hell was on the way

Scare him out

of his skin

See the brimstone

in his eyes

And then a band of fat white deacons

Would take him far away

And that would be just

fine with me

If I was the devil

If I was the devil

I’d gather up all of your dreams

Drop 'em to the

bottom of a black lagoon

I’d steal away all your patience

Steal away all you pride

Leave you with nothing

But uncontrollable fear

Then I’d revel in my mastery

Dance around with the night

Down in blue-eyed Missouri

Where the water

and the mountains collide