Who's the (Bat)Man - Patrick Stump

In the darkest night, huh

I make the bad guys fall, huh

There’s a million heroes

BUT I’M THE BEST OF THEM ALL!

Who has the coolest gadgets?

(BATMAN!)

Who has the tricked out ride?

(BATMAN!)

Who does the sickest backflips?

(BATMAN!)

NANANANANANA BATMAN!

You think my muscles are big?

(Thank you)

You haven’t seen my brain

Ladies, it’s okay if you stare (Why?)

CAUSE I’M A BILLIONAIRE!

Get it together, guys!

You’re making me look bad in front of Batman!

'Puter, where’s the bomb?

The bomb is located at the base of the energy core

What the?

I get the last laugh

I get the final grin

Throw you into the asylum with Harley Quinn

Turn Two-Face, to black-and-blue face

I 100% am not Bruce Wayne!

Kiss me, Batman!

Who is the manliest man?

(BATMAN!)

With the buns of steel?

(BATMAN!)

Who could chokehold a bear?

(BATMAN!)

Who never skips leg-day?

(BATMAN!)

Who always pays their taxes (NOT BATMAN!)

How is he beating all of you?

Again?!

Because…

I’M BATMAN!!!

I’M BATMAN!!!

I’M BATMAN!!!

Hi, Batman!

So weird to keep running into you!

BATMAN!!!