Nine Out Of Ten - Pet Shop Boys, Jonathan Harvey, Straight Dave

SHELL

This is great!

DAVE

I’m straight?

SHELL

Just great!

I love the way you kiss

It’s bliss

DAVE

How much bliss?

SHELL

Will nine out of ten do?

You used to be so shy

Now I can’t deny

You satisfy

You’re scoring high

Will nine out of ten do?

DAVE

Leaves room for improvement!

SHELL

And how do I rate?

DAVE

An eight?

No wait

To score

Some more:

Come one, explore!

SHELL

Only an eight?

DAVE

I’m one of those men who thinks he can surprise

SHELL

So I realise

When I close my eyes

And feel your size

DAVE

Will nine out of ten do?

SHELL

Is that inches or centimetres?

DAVE

Size isn’t everything!

Let’s do it again and again

Until we’re scoring ten out of ten

SHELL

How does this compare with back then

Back when you used to do it with men?

DAVE

What men?

SHELL

Did you never do it with men?

DAVE

Don’t you dare

Go there

To compare

Haven’t you found

Boys fool around?

SHELL

So you don’t deny it?

DAVE

Listen

I have spent months with you

And loved each moment too

Just being with you

Has made me new

SHELL

And just how new?

DAVE

Will nine out of ten do?

SHELL

I love you

DAVE

And just how much?

SHELL

Will nine out of ten do?