Walnut Whirl - Peter Noone

She took the cream coated coconut candy coloured chocolate nut whirl

Honey pot and sugar snacks she was just a very fat girl

But nice and warm and round

Jelly roll and toffee ice, coffee cup and fluffy ice flops

Marshmallow marmalade, lime and barley lemonade drops

Work off another pound

Newspapers magazines say that her chances seem slim

Keep a count of calories if you still want to be trim

Take off another stone

'Cause nothing quite seems to fit, lets out her skirt a bit more

Vows she won’t eat again then feels her hungry tum roar

Can’t live on bread alone

'Cause all she wants is one, someone to love and hold her tight

But no one seems to care, for a big girl

Takes her box of dairy chocs back to her bed

And sadly makes love to, a Walnut Whirl

Disregard the slimming books 'cause I think cuddly women are fine

Stay as a welterweight you will have a double great time

Get some outsize fun

I like my girls on the bigger side if only all the other guys knew

Skinny girls are never fun like their meat overdone too

You’re twice as good as one

All she wanted was someone to love and hold her tight

And now she knows I care, for a big girl

Fill my box with dairy chocs and eat me up

I’ll gladly try to be, your Walnut Whirl

All she wanted was someone to love and hold her tight

And now she knows I care, for a big girl

Fill my box with dairy chocs and eat me up

I’ll gladly try to be, your Walnut Whirl

All she wanted was someone to love and hold her tight

And now…