Elvis Is Dead - Peter & The Test Tube Babies

Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat

He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

Elvis had a gammy leg, he had a gammy head

He had a gammy kidney, he’s better-off dead

In August 1977, Elvis met his fate

But he couldn’t get into heaven, 'cos he couldn’t get thru the gate