Never Made It - Peter & The Test Tube Babies

Standing at the party talking to this bloke, he said he fancied me I thought it

was a joke

But when he tried to kiss me I thought it’s time to hide, i’ll go find the bog

and lock myself inside

Never made it, never made it, never made it, to the bog in time

Later in the party with joint in hand, so pissed and proud I could hardly stand

I started to feel sick it must have been the dope, I tried to reach the bog but

there wasn’t much hope

Stumbled home from the party about half hour, had trouble getting the key into

the door

My bladder was full and it wouldn’t wait, by the time I reached the bog it was

too late