2 Step - Pigeon John

At a time once upon it was MURS and pigeon john

Finally headed to studio to make this new song

J Beits was on production so of course it be the bomb

But they were kidnapped by two exotic women wearing thongs

Full figured with a switch they was sweet as liqourich

Of the red not the black but look back to my tale

They took their two favorite underground mcs to the 'tel

And what happen next I gave my word no to tell

I met her at the Bicycle Club last night

Yelling the card dealer trying to make a fight

I was in my Chucks and Dickies looking tight

I asked if we can talk and she said???

Treated her like a boulevard looked both ways before crossing

Just to make sure what this was costing (ching)

Cause I’ve been hurt before

And she looks innocent enough to settle the score come here

Now when you see me talking to a lady — step away

Little bitty girls like nitty (?) — step away

When your conversation’s getting crazy — step away

You don’t know no Hawthorne City — step away

When the alchol starts to fade me — step away

She’s coke up but looks so pretty — step away

When you smell the opposite of daises — step away

Step away…

Like boom i’m in my Lamborgini

Pink just to make fools think

Put your hands up all my buddies buck buck

Little shimmy shams at my show to bring luck

To all my San Diego nickles in the place

Tatted up sleeve work sharks and it’s free steak

Like lunch I’m having brunch with all you can eat punch

And MURS acting a fool

Wildin out about the place I slapped somebody in face

So we started slam dancing at a furious pace

Ah shhh mosh pit spread all around the club

Giving clothes-lines and hugs to the people that I love

Even slapped the bartender in his grill with a mug

Got drug out by security in the end

In the alley up against the wall they all had me hemmed

I called to my friend grand master PJ

He came through with some karate

To make them no neck muscle head geeks step away

When you see me talking to a lady — step away

Little bitty girls like nitty — step away

When your conversation’s getting crazy — step away

You don’t know no Hawthorne City — step away

When this alcohol starts to fade me — step away

She’s drunk but she looks so pretty — step away

When your breathe smells the opposite of daises — step away

Step away

I’m not very young I used to always be sprung

On very chicks of them I wrote and sung

But know I’m fine and I’m a dime piece

Walk like a whale sit calm and increase like

Boom we took off in my Caddillac

Zoom headed to Hollywood to hit the

Room my mind is like a flower in

Bloom you make an a** of you and me when you

Assume me and John will take your chicks because

We are extremely well groomed