Zombie - Pintandwefall

If you don’t believe me I can swear that every word is true

I met this Zombie in a pub called «Trombi»

And he told me his lifestory

Neverminding his appearance (the customers had fleed to terrace)

He started talking, made me nodding

And I could do nothing but listen

Because he was so odd, so hear me

Zombie behave

Howcome did you lose your babe

Three times you have yourself betrayed

She even has the same sized shoe

Is this what you are oughtta do?

He said that «The thing is that, I used to be an unshaped prat

And I did really much enjoy

Making people feel flat, oh boy!

But once I met my little Janice, I lost my cool and went to panic

She was a beautie and my duty

Was to let her down, I would have made her frown

I even ate my leg to proof it»

Zombie behave

Howcome did you eat your leg

Three times you have yourself betrayed

She even has the same sized shoe

Is this what you are oughtta do?