Pick Up Lines - Potluck

What up how ya doing?

its very nice to meet ya

I’m a big baller want to get a slice of pizza?

You don’t like pizza thats ok, I was playin, anyway

My name is Josh and I wanted to say hey

So, I know I look like I could be Justin Beiber

But I gotta a case of jungle fever and I just had to meet ya

Baby girl I can make you laugh giggle and joke

And today’s your lucky day I got a pound to smoke

Here just put it in your mouth and have a suck

No not like that girl I’m talkin about the blunt

Hun you can relax I’m not like those other guys

I just wanna chill with you and have a good time

I can rehab you sexually if that’s what I gotta do

And you can ask me any question like I’m Doctor Drew

I got her laughing I think she really likes me

Never thought I was a pimp but Hmmm I might be

Chorus: (DJ Chill):

Excuse me what’s your name girl?

I seen you over there chillin' doin' ya thang girl

You’ve heard it all before but now it ain’t a game girl

You without me?

Aww, what a shame girl

Excuse me what’s your name girl?

I seen you over there chillin' doin' ya thang girl

You’ve heard it all before but now it ain’t a game girl

This is how I came cause I’m nothin like these lames

(1 Ton):

Let me take ya back a couple days ago

I was looking for a blunt instead a sound checkin for the show

When I came across this girle early at the club

Lookin hella curvy and I heard she got the chronic bud

So I had to slide on over and ask «how she be»

Introduced myself «I'm 1 Ton the MC»

I’m looking for a sexy girl to share some weed with me

And If I had a dream you would be my fantasy

She laughed at every pick up line that I had

Yo baby, roll with me you’ll neva cry or be sad

An I am so rad to all the girls in the suburbs

An I am so bad to all the girls that wanna be hood

She busted out her weed and started rollin some up

She said one night with her and that I’m probably gonna go nutz

Rep for Humboldt County, Ya town got nothin on us

A sucker for a stoner bitch who eats at Dunkin Donuts

Baby like a big guy, Who’s hung like dam

Baby’s down to have as much fun as we can

She comfortable around me, I’m one nice man

So we ended at my telly for a one night stand

Chorus: (DJ Chill):

Excuse me what’s your name girl?

I seen you over there chillin' doin' ya thang girl

You’ve heard it all before but now it ain’t a game girl

You without me?

Aww, what a shame girl

Excuse me what’s your name girl?

I seen you over there chillin' doin' ya thang girl

You’ve heard it all before but now it ain’t a game girl

This is how I came cause I’m nothin like these lames

(DJ Chill):

She was walkin down the street so I said Helloooo

My name is, Chillest Illest from the city P. O

She said «So» I said «So?»

well nevermind my city

But i think your really pretty I’m feelin you should get with me

I Know you hear that often with that skin so smooth & soft

I gotta blunt that we can smoke I’ll bet your sexy when you cough

YaduduBkazaBlah.. .

a bluesy and some convoe

Now I’m feelin cozy with my feet all in her condo

She pulled out more green than Rondo

Looking in my eyes like she’s ready to play my bongos

What am supposed to do she ain’t wearin no thong yo

With her lips around it but it ain’t a bong bro

I’m a smooth brotha, Versace smothered

High is what she got because I’m not these others

She wanted to watch me love her

That’s cool cause the Magnum box got three rubbers

Chorus: (DJ Chill):

Excuse me what’s your name girl?

I seen you over there chillin' doin' ya thang girl

You’ve heard it all before but now it ain’t a game girl

You without me?

Aww, what a shame girl

Excuse me what’s your name girl?

I seen you over there chillin' doin' ya thang girl

You’ve heard it all before but now it ain’t a game girl

This is how I came cause I’m nothin like these lames

(Girl's Voice):

You’re cute, haha I need a drink

Bridge: (TJ from 1st place):

Hey put your number in my phone

I’ll call you in a week or two

You and all your friends can come through to the telly boo

We can smoke a blunt, maybe even have a drink or two

If I don’t answer leave a message

Hey put your number in my phone

I’ll call you in a week or two

You and all your friends can come through to the telly boo

We can smoke a blunt, maybe even have a drink or two

If I don’t answer leave a message, thanks!