Midnight Weedtrain - President Evil

I met a man down at entral station

His skin looked pale and green

He said may I introduce myself?

My name is Mr. Thirteen

You’re not looking happy, son, he said

You’re not satisfied

Take my hand and follow me

I know what you need tonight

The midnight weedtrain’s coming

Prepare yourself to ride

What else left to say then he’s right

With every single word

He’s a man with a mission

Yeah, he’s a man that will be heard

So now we’re out to save you

From your everyday pain

Yeah, we’re out to save you

Just catch the train

The midnight weedtrain’s coming

Prepare yourself to ride