Playboy Mansion - Prince Charming

Dear Heff I write to you this letter,

enclosed I think you’ll find my résumé,

also a reference from my mother,

she says I used to do my chores.

Maybe I can clean the pools,

Maybe I can drive the car,

Maybe I can mow the lawns,

can you get me out of here.

I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion,

Just let me be there for one year then I can die

I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion,

Just let me be there for one year then I can die

I’d be so cool at all the parties,

I’ll pack my footsie pajamas

I don’t even need my own room

I’ll share with April, May and June, yeah.

Maybe I can clean the pools,

Maybe I can drive the car,

Maybe I can mow the lawns,

can you get me out of here.

I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion,

Just let me be there for one year then I can die

I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion,

Just let me be there for one year then I can die

Dear Mom I write you here at poolside,

things are fine out here in cali'

I have new girlfriends, they are nice,

Don’t count on seeing me anytime soon.

Now that I’m swimming in pools,

now that I’m mowing the lawns.

Now that I’m wearing my footsies,

takin' it one month at a time.

I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion,

Just let me be there for one year then I can die

I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion,

Just let me be there for one year then I can die

I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion,

Just let me be there for one year then I can die

I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion,

Just let me be there for one year then I can die

Lyrics from mrs.

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