Life's a Bitch - Pudgee Tha Phat Bastard

Nigga tryin to flip on me, callin me a BITCH

Why your nigga callin you a BEITCH?

Does he know what a bitch is?

Bitch, bitch I’ll tell you what’s a bitch!

Life, bi- you a bi- nah life’s a bitch, bitch!

Life’s a bitch, and then you die

Life’s a bitch and then you die so why try to move ahead

When with every move you make, you get closer to death

Yo is what they say when they’re tryin to get your attention

But they don’t sound too convincin to me

Cause I done heard all of the news

From the whose-not, those who sing the blues and the who’s who

Tellin me to get an education and get a job

No in five years I was on probation

Hard to listen and solutions puttin stops to them

Can’t advise me lest you walked in my mocassins

Who are you to pose the question to me, why?

Life’s a bitch and then you die

Do you agree that life is a bitch?

(yea yea)

Do you think it’s bout time for a switch?

(yea yea)

Are you tired of the man gettin rich?

(yea yea)

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life’s a bitch, life’s a bitch

Life’s a bitch, and then you die

It never gets any better than the last time

Every night I kneel by my bedside, pray to God and ask why

People do the things they do, offendin you

You make it big and yup, they’re a friend to you

And when you fall on your face it’s real funny

Those pretendin, everything is centered around the money

I’m back to make you think again

Why a dime is a girl’s best friend instead of the men

Probably cause they always need things

See what greed brings?

Keep your material things

Life ain’t the only thing round here that’s a bitch.

Hehe.

and then you die

Life’s a bitch, and then you die

Life’s a bitch.

and then you die

Life’s a bitch.

and then you die

Life’s a bitch.

and then you die

Life’s a bitch.

and then you die, and then you die

Life’s a bitch, and then you die

Leave it up to me to put it all on the line

Life is quicker than sex and shorter than a good time

We know that it goes quick, gotta make the most of it

Watch your back and with that watch who you’re gettin closer with

People wanna know you, yeah they wanna know me too

That’s when they start gettin nosey

They ensue, watchin every move that you make

Can’t make a move, cause now you got a whole lot to lose

You know what you gotta do when you do it, most won’t

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t

But I just want you to know the what when where how and why

Life’s a bitch, and then you die

Life’s a bitch, and then you die