Life on the Road - Racket County, Hard Target, The Lacs

I got a migraine splittin' and a motel tanline

The pool party hittin' last night it was damn fine

Thirteen people passed out at the pool

Now wake 'em up make 'em jump we 'bout to leave them fools

'Cause my Jim Bean habits got a habit of its own

I get drunk and try to sing every 90's rock song

Now I’m jukebox jumpin' keep it bumpin' 'til my change gone

I’m out now, southbound, country roads take me home

I live my life on the road

All day 'til the law come and get me like

I live my life on the road

Y’all don’t wanna know y’all don’t wanna know

Catch me runnin' through a red light e’ry night

Pushin' on the gas 'til my breath right say it like, what

I live my life on the road

Down in Mississippi sippin' on that Tennessee

You see me sippin' whiskey by the liter gettin' high in Pasadena

From Chicago to Ohio, West Virginia, Carolina

While Tarzan he married Jane in Michigan I married Juana

Yellin' turn up, turn up, everybody know it’s us

Yellin' burn up, burn up, somebody please roll the dutch

Back in Oklahoma we drank enough to go in a coma

Back in Dallas tappin' Alice at Gas Monkey we towed up

You can take me back to Florida and you can take me back to Georgia

Everywhere I back it up whether I’m here or in New Orleans

Try to keep me back at home but then I hear the people callin'

Then I’m back out on the road like I never ever left it

From overseas to Canada bring me back home

We run it back and play again like it’s a sad song

The higher I get the lower I go

I live my life like a show on the road I’m closer to home, I’m safe

I live my life on the road

All day 'til the law come and get me like

I live my life on the road

Y’all don’t wanna know y’all don’t wanna know

Catch me runnin' through a red light e’ry night

Pushin' on the gas 'til my breath right say it like, what

I live my life on the road

Stretchin' and yawnin' 'bout who got the marijuana

We tore outta Georgia ended up in North California

Man we been drinkin' with everybody we party regardless

Outta be watchin' for law but instead this blonde got me stoppin'

Y’all know that Prevost is ridin' we wind up in Carolina

Tryin' to get back to the hizzy but these people keep wylin'

Man we so blessed, don’t bet on us ever quittin'

Hit up that number I gave you we’ll talk and see what your spinnin'

Listen we packin' up and rollin' out at five o’clock for mamas house

And fire up that ole GPS and find out what’s the closest route

I know that we forgettin' somethin', microphones and shit for drummin'

Pedalboards and all the gear, I bet we don’t forget the beer

Eighty mile an hour party flyin' tryin' to cover ground

Pilots got a Hardies probably why I gained a bunch a pounds

Water fountain satisfaction gassin' up the diesel

Make some memories and money with my partyin' people

We goin' loud

I live my life on the road

All day 'til the law come and get me like

I live my life on the road

Y’all don’t wanna know y’all don’t wanna know

Catch me runnin' through a red light e’ry night

Pushin' on the gas 'til my breath right say it like, what

I live my life on the road

Set out to show the globe that I’m a microphone killer

So I’m on the road longer than a flattened armadillo

Up in Michigan they had a blizzard but we wasn’t chillin'

We was rollin' on the ice ice baby like vanilla

Ohio it was fire though we was swingin' off the rafters

They was lovin' these old drunk ass crazy southern rappers

Shared the stage with Uncle Kracker it was packed and they was clappin'

And I swear to God my dogs Clay and Brian made it happen

You ain’t gotta like us you can try hard to ignore us

But I thank the Lord for the support it’s sorta euphoric

That Ford van is forced to forge ahead and stay on course

That’s our work horse we live our life according to the chorus

We some Highwaymen like Waylon and Chris

I keep that straight six screamin' while I’m grippin' the fifth

'Cause when we show up it’s a wrap you been given a gift

Jed Clampett on the mic boy it’s a hit when I miss

I live my life on the road

I live my life on the road

Catch me runnin' through a red light e’ry night

Pushin' on the gas 'til my breath right say it like

I live my life on the road

I live my life on the road

All day 'til the law come and get me like

I live my life on the road

Y’all don’t wanna know y’all don’t wanna know

Catch me runnin' through a red light e’ry night

Pushin' on the gas 'til my breath right say it like, what

I live my life on the road