I Hate Swimming - Ralph Castelli

I’m six feet underneath the sea

I’m not upset or annoyed about anything

I’m just feeling a little bit paranoid

I don’t go swimming very often cause I know

The worst things that could happen to me

A shark bite, lose an arm, or forget to breathe

Aren’t you scared that there is something on your feet

Could be a fish with those bright, big, pointy teeth

I’m six feet underneath the sea

It’s no secret that I’m so scared I just peed

From the fish and all the live things underneath

They look like dinosaurs that can swim faster than me

The worst things that could happen to me

Maybe a shark bite, lose an arm, or forget to breathe

Aren’t you scared that there is something on your feet

Could be a fish with those bright, big, pointy teeth

Get me out (ahhh), help me out

Get me out (ahhh), help me out

Get me out (ahhh), help me out

Get me out (ahhh), help me out

Get me out (ahhh), help me out

Get me out (ahhh), help me out