Bad Trick - Ray Wylie Hubbard, Ringo Starr, Don Was

Don’t get any on you if you go to Nashville

Don’t operate machinery if you’re on Benadryl

You got to have some faith if you in a lion’s den

And everybody turns a bad trick now and then

Club soda always don’t remove ketchup stains

Ain’t nothing you can take is gonna cure a migraine

Broken dreams is a premise in Of Mice and Men

And everybody turns a bad trick now and then

You’ve got to have some scars if you wanna be a poet

To get weeds out of a garden, you’ve got to hoe it

Possession with intent will get you five to ten

And everybody turns a bad trick now and then

And everybody turns a bad trick now and then

Most gamblers know that they’ll never break even

There’s five stages to go through when you’re grieving

The sword is always bloodier than the pen

And everybody turns a bad trick now and then

You’ve got to have some scars if you wanna be a poet

To get weeds out of a garden, you’ve got to hoe it

Possession with intent will get you five to ten

And everybody turns a bad trick now and then

And everybody turns a bad trick now and then

Dancing is promiscuous after midnight

It’s best to be content than to have to be always be right

You can’t fix a broken heart with a bobby pin

And everybody turns a bad trick now and then

You’ve got to have some scars if you wanna be a poet

To get weeds out of a garden, you’ve got to hoe it

Possession with intent will get you five to ten

And everybody turns a bad trick now and then

And everybody turns a bad trick now and then, woo

Oh, yeah

Oh, oh, oh