Stupid Drinking Song - Red Elvises

Zooga-wooga!

I used to have a house

And fat-ass ugly wife

I used to have amazing job

And work from nine to five

When I fell off the wagon

I landed at the bar

It’s been a long, long time

I can’t get up so far

And you may say i’m crazy

WITNESSES.

Crazy!

And you may say i’m dumb

WITNESSES.

Dumb!

To waste my life away hey-hey

On whiskey beer and rum

I drink this glass to heroes

Who always have a ball

They’re always here drunk with me

They never fail to fall

Zooga-wooga!

I wonder what has happened to

Mi casa on the hill

My fat-ass ugly wife

And to her boyfriend, Bill

I found myself in drinking

I’m great in being stoned

The only song I’m singing now

This stupid drinking song

Nananananananananana