Crab Cakes - Reggie Watts

Hey guys, do you think at one point maybe I could give a cue word and you guys

just kinda freeze like you’re about to laugh?

Like just kinda go (makes face), like that?

Then I’ll freeze too and then when I unfreeze we’ll just keep going

You know what I’m saying?

Like nothing happened?

Are you guys down with that?

cheers

So when I say, um, when I say crab cakes, just start to laugh and then freeze

Alright?

And I’ll freeze with you

Hold on let me get this right

So as I’m at the beach the other day, and you know there’s this like lady

She won’t move out the way

I’m like 'lady you’ve got the whole beach here' laughs

You know?

And Miami’s tough, you know, miami’s tough

No one really cares about the arts there

But I’ll tell you one thing:

They can speak a mean Spanish

Am I not correct?

Don Johnson, you know?

Burn Notice.

Burn Notice anyone?

Miami, Nebraska, sister cities

Really important, you know

If you want beer, repeat it several times, look no further

Ladies and gentleman, once upon a time, I was in Maine, and I was eating some

lobster

Let me tell you, the lobster in Maine is delicioso

And they also make these other things there, you know what I’m sayin'?

They make this clam chowder that’s so delicious

It’s real delicious.

And Maine’s not really known for clams, but they’ve got good clams there

But another thing that Maine makes that’s so amazing, and you cannot deny this,

I know a lot of you girls out there you goin' like 'uh uh', because we do

pretty good here

You know what I’m sayin'?

Crime

Crime is pretty good

But New York has its style

You know what I’m sayin'?

But I was in Maine the other day and I was working at this gig at north fifty

fifth and fifth, fifth fir-fir fff fif avenue and

And there was this cart, you know one of those food carts

And I came up to the food cart, and I was like, 'wha-wha-wha the fuck you

sellin'?

I said it like that, but I had a smile

And the guy was like 'I can make you some hot dogs'

And I was like 'That sounds pretty good, but can you make me some CRAB CAKES'?

laughs then silence

Right?

Right?

Right?

Right?

Erright?

Werrr?

That’d be horrible if that’s what it turned into

Werrr.

Erre.

Rerrro.

scooby laugh

Zoikes

Ok guys lets stop fucking around.