Critical / Dance - Renaldo & The Loaf

Your leg’s too long

Your skull’s too strong

Suppose your nose is wrong

Your eyes are blue

Your ears are loo

Your mouth is oozing glue!

Your pirouette’s not perfect yet

Yes sir, yes sir!

And your entrechat’s a mal-a-tete

No sir, no sir!

In this ballet who… who says «tres bon»

«n'est—ce pas?»

«mais non?»

«oola!»

Your heels are worn and your tou-tou's torn

Yes sir, yes sir!

So you think you’re suave with your eye-brows shorn

No sir, no sir!

In this ballyhoo, who says «sehr gut»

«nicht war?»

«ach, nein?»

«wunder bar!»

Your leg’s too long

Your skull’s too strong

Suppose your nose is wrong

Your better half’s a dead giraffe

Yes sir, yes sir!

'cause your pas-de-deux's a leaden laugh

No sir, no sir!

In this ballyhoo, who says «it's good»

«great news?»

«but no?»

«ha!

bullgoose!»