Melon Collie Lassie - The Residents

Boys from home forget to phone

And love is like a loan

Depending on the bending

And the mending of a moan

Melon Collie Lassie knows the needs of new who come

To see the Zuider Zee and then they float from one to some

Forever while she washes all the clothes are never clean

And if you ask her where you are it tends to make her mean