That's How People Die - Retirement Party

I think cancers gonna kill me

'Cause I got a real bad sunburn when I was 13

Couldn’t sit in a classroom chair for at least a week

Maybe I shouldn’t have fallen asleep

In that hot, hot sun without a little bit of sunscreen

Don’t let this reflect too badly on my character

I think a car is gonna kill me 'cause I ride my bike consistently throughout

the city

And we all know, it’s only so long before you get hit

But on that idea, I’m getting more used to it

I don’t care to think about it twice

Maybe I should just be a little more kind

Is it fear or awareness that keeps me alive?

Maybe I should just be a little more kind

I think a plague is gonna kill me 'cause my body cannot fight off all the bugs

that are in me

We all know I’m pretty good at getting sick

Maybe I’ll continue to age and the reaper keeps a distance until I am old one

day

But I’m not sure that I’d honestly prefer that

It’s not a matter-of-fact, but rather something to look at

I don’t care to think about it twice

Maybe I should just be a little more kind

Is it fear or awareness that keeps me alive?

Maybe I should just be a little more kind