My Hat - Rev. Horton Heat

Wake up in the morning

A smile on my face

Nothing but love for the human race

But then something goes wrong or something ain’t right

I find myself in a great big fight

My hat, my hat

Is getting handed to me (2x)

Everyday I’m getting my hat handed to me

The telephone rings or a knock at the door

Some big issue that I can’t ignore

It’s happening now most every day

Getting beat up each and every way

My hat, my hat…(Chorus)

For once I had the cash to pay my bills

So I took my old Ford for a cruise in the hills

About half way up I heard a funny sound

My motor blew up and they’re towing me down

My hat, my hat…

Finally got the Ford running like it should

Picking up my baby and feeling good

But I had a flat tire and showed up late

My baby got mad and cancelled our date

My hat, my hat…