The Instagram Song - Rhett and Link, Tay Zonday

Is that dandruff

Or Parmesan

Your guess is as good as mine

(all) Cause you can’t zoom in on Instagram

Is that a tabby cat

Or a marmoset

I’m not quite willing to bet

(all) Cause you can’t zoom in on Instagram

And even though I know you can’t do it

It’s just not a capability of the platform

That doesn’t stop me from tryin' to zoom in

No you can’t zoom in

When Instagram’n

Your reverse pinches

Won’t do nothing

What do you think this is, Facebook?

But in the end

When you accidently

End up double clickin'

And likin

Your bosses' wife’s skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo

You gonna get fired

Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend’s workout pics

You gonna get beat up

A Clydesdale relieving himself

Is that a Frito

Or a fingernail

Katy Perry

Or Zoe Deschanel

Is that a booger

Or a nose ring

An evil space monkey

Or just a monkey

Is that salad in her teeth or a diastema

Is that a sharpei

Or just my grandma

Is that a brown bear

Or my dad’s back

A bent arm

Or a butt crack

And even though I know you can’t do it

Well technically you can override it in your accessibility settings

That doesn’t stop me from tryin' to zoom in

No you can’t zoom in

When Instagram’n

Your reverse pinches

Won’t do nothing

What do you think this is, any other photo app?

But in the end

When you accidently

End up double clickin'

And likin

Your crazy uncle’s unintentionally sexist inspirational text post

That’s bad

Your gym teacher’s homemade smoked sausage

#grillinlife #sausage

Innapropriate

Another Clydesdale relieving himself

What’s your deal with Clydesdales?

I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)

'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)

I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)

'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)

I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)

'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)

I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)

'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)

I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)

'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)

I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)

'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)

I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)

'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)

I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)

'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)