Shortage of White People - Richard Pryor

Good God.

Oh, a lot of niggas here today!

Some white folks, too!

Look at this!

You mothafuckas come in a bunch, did ya?

(Laughter)

«Stick with me, don’t worry about a thing.

Just come on.»

(Laughter)

Shortage of white people lately;

I ain’t seen no white folks no more.

Y’all stop fuckin'?

(Laughter)

White folks into yoga.

You can’t get no nut doin' no yoga.

You got to get the

puss-ay!

(Laughter)

They stopped fuckin' 'cause some rich white man told them, said, «What, come on.

Cut the crap.

Jesus Christ, there’s too many people on Earth.

I have no place

to ride my horsie!»

There will be no shortage of niggas.

Niggas is fuckin'.

We got to have somebody

here to take over!