Gaston - Richard White, Jesse Corti, Chorus - Beauty And the Beast

Dismissed!

Rejected!

Publically humiliated!

Why, it’s more than I can bear.​

More beer?

What for?

Nothing helps, I’m disgraced.​

Who, you?

Never!

Gaston, you’ve got to pull yourself together.​

(sung)

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here’d like to be you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There’s no man in town as admired as you

You’re everyone’s favorite guy

Everyone’s awed and inspired by you

And it’s not very hard to see why

No one’s slick as Gaston

No one’s quick as Gaston

No one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’s

For there’s no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley

And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!

No one’s been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!

My, what a guy, that Gaston!

Give five «hurrah's!»

Give twelve «hip-hip's!»

Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips

No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston

For there’s no one as burly and brawny

As you see, I’ve got biceps to spare

Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny

That’s right!

And every last inch of me’s covered with hair

No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

I’m especially good at expectorating!

Ptooie!

Ten points for Gaston!

When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs

Every morning to help me get large

And now that I’m grown, I eat five dozen eggs

So I’m roughly the size of a barge

No one shoots like Gaston

Makes those beauts like Gaston

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

I use antlers in all of my decorating!

My, what a guy, Gaston!