Press Pound - Rick Moranis

This is hard for me to do

But I can’t seem to stop myself

I know you said that we were through

And here I am

I’m calling you

Please try to understand

I see myself as your loving man

Whatever it is you think I lack

Let’s talk about it

Call me back

Press 1 if you want me

Press 2 if you don’t

Press 3 if you’ll forgive me

Press 4 if you won’t

Press 5 if you doubt me

Press 6 if you trust

Press pound if you love me

Or hang up if you must

I have an unlimited plan

I forward my calls everywhere

I check my voice-mail from the car

Or at the payphone in the bar

I’m wearing a beeper all the time

I carry a portable fax

Instant message me on the train

I get my emails from the plane

Press 1 if you re-married

Press 2 if you’re gay

Press 3 if you’re dating

That prick from L. A

Press 5 if you’re screening

Press 6 if you’re dead

Press pound if you love me

Or hang up instead

I’m outside your house now

There’s not even one light on

Has there been a blackout?

I don’t know

Is that a police car?

I should go

Press 1 to press charges

Press 2 to feel my pain

Press 3 to place an order

Press 4 to restrain

Press 5 for visiting hours

Press 6 for a day pass

Press pound if you love me

You sure look good through the glass