Ang3r Management - Rittz

Yo, what’s up man, you wanted to see me?

Hey, what’s up Rittz man?

Have a seat

Yeah, pretty excited about first week man, evrything’s going good right?

Ima be completely honest with you here Rittz, your last album was called Next

to Nothing, this should’ve been called thanks for nothing, because that’s

exactly what this is

What’re you talking about?

I can’t work with this shit

Why not?

I think it’s some of my best work

You know why Tech’s been so successful at building an empire?

Yeah, he’s Tech N9ne, he’s amazing

Because he’s not rapping about snorting coke off of assholes and committing

suicide

I mean that, I rap about, that’s what I do in real life and it’s my music you

know?

Hey, you know what Sonya from Best Buy had to say?

What up.

This is Sonya, the buyer from Best Buy.

I just listened to Rittz’s new

album.

Really?

He must be slipping.

If I bring this crap into Best Buy it

better sell, or I’ll be pissed.

Oh, real talk, put a sister on the guest list

next time Rittz is in town, cause Sonya don’t do lines

Yeah, how bout that?

Oh, and here’s one from Violet Brown.

Here’s what Violet

Brown had to say

Wait, wait, but Violet Brown’s my friend

Is she?

Yeah

Well listen to this:

Hey Rittz, this is Violet Brown.

It’s been 16 years, man, since anything has

moved me.

I’m calling you right now, as you’re listening to Top of the Line,

to tell you to go fuck yourself, man.

Rittz, go fuck yourself

Jesus Christ

You know what Rittz?

Never mind.

This album’s not gonna fucking come out.

You know what?

Go write me another sad song and get the fuck out of my office