Certainly Cliquot - Robyn Hitchcock

She was tapering to a point

In a corona of foam

I had one chance to stop her eggs

Pronounced «eggs» or «brad»

But although inches from her column

I started falling out

Dover, get undressed, this

Car is parked with a sponge

A mind is a persuasive place

Especially when it’s dark

She uncorked herself

Teeth spilling from her nostrils

Her handle inflated to fill

My hand just so

And in her breast pocket she wore

A fish named Angelo

Of which I have the duplicate, Eric