Best You'll Do Tonight - Rodney Carrington

When you came in this bar tonight, heads began to turn

One by one the men walked up, everyone got burned

You were quiet a flirt in your mini-skirt, and brought the boys down to their

knees

But you waited to long to pick one out, now it’s just you and me

I may not be a millionare and I ain’t no movie-star

But you played «hard to get» to long and the good one’s left the bar

I know you had intentions of going home with «mr.right», but it’s last call for

alcohol and I’m the best you’ll do tonight

Hey, we can leave in separate cars and no one has to know

I hope you don’t live to far from here, my gastank’s running low

But if all goes well and I close the deal and your looking for a date next week

You can come on back to the same old bar and i’ll be sittin' in the same old

seat

I may not be a millionare and I ain’t no movie-star

But you played «hard to get» to long and the good one’s left the bar I know you

had intentions of going home with «mr.right», but it’s last call for alcohol

and I’m the best you’ll do tonight

I know I ain’t that handsome and I drive a «beat-up» truck, I also know we

better go before you sober up

I may not be a millionare and I ain’t no movie-star

But you played «hard to get» to long and the good one’s left the bar I know you

had intentions of going home with «mr.right», but it’s last call for alcohol

and I’m the best you’ll do tonight

Best you’ll do tonight