Rubbish - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

From the black bag skip in the parking lot

It’s a short bad trip to the candy shop

Where the shrimps sell smack to the jelly snakes

And the kids buy crack in their morning break

And the grass grows bluer on the other side

Where the old girls queue for their Mothers Pride

For a slice of life it’s a bargain sale

The price is right but the bread is stale

From the high rise priest of the office blocks

To a five year lease on a cardboard box

From the Old Queens Head to the Burger King

In my '57 Chevvy made from baked bean tins

And when I drive that heap down the road

You can hear the cheap car stereo

Volume knob turned down low

And rubbish on the radio

From John O’Groats to Elmer’s End

With busted lights and dodgy plates

Scrawled with a ball point pen

R U B B I S H

I’m underage and uninsured

On the High Road to Domestos

Chloraflouracarbon Lord

Asbestos lead asbestos

From John O’Groats to Elmer’s End

With busted lights and dodgy plates

Scrawled with a ball point pen

R U B B I S H

I’m underage and uninsured

On the High Road to Domestos

Chloraflouracarbon Lord

Asbestos lead asbestos

I’ll meet you down by the litter bins

Stretch my pins and feed my face

Wait there 'til my ship comes in

Loaded down with toxic waste

I’m going now to meet my maker

Ignition, clutch, accelerator

Mirror, signal and manoeuvre

GLORY, GLORY, GLORY HALLELUJAH!