Eff Australia - Rucka Rucka Ali

Yeah, uh uh, you know what it do

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Yeah, uh uh, you know what it do

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it do

Everybody there fuck kangaroo

Yeah, uh huh, stupid ass country

Ladies there, shave not, down under

Ain’t nobody scared of Australians anyway

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

They’ll never know about this song, they’re so far away

So Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

They talk like, hello, g’day, mate

I’m so much smarter than people in the United States

Let’s start a party, throw some shrimp on the barbie

Oh, poppycock, now I must use the potty

Have we ever told you all about how me shite country got started

To help you understand why we’re all half-retarded

We got dropped off, on a boat from England

See, we’re a bunch of criminals, it’s in our DNA, friend!

The black people here, are Aborigines

They didn’t know they’re black, 'till they got a 50 Cent CD

We celebrate summertime sometime around February

We freed the Aborigines sometime around 2003

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it do

Everybody there fuck kangaroo

Yeah, uh huh, stupid ass country

Ladies there, shave not, down under

Ain’t nobody scared of Australians anyway

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

They’ll never know about this song, they’re so far away

So fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

They got a neighbor, and his name is New Zealand

Nobody cares about them, they’re Canadian

They got some Indians, Aboriginals

They live in tents, with no pants on, tou can see their balls

I hope Steven falls, into a pile of stingrays

And he could take Dundee with him, 'cause that sucker be gay

But I guess it don’t matter 'bout Australia’s gay shit

When it’s gettin' taken over by the fuckin' Asians

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it do

Everybody there fuck kangaroo

Yeah, uh huh, stupid ass country

Ladies there, shave not, down under

Ain’t nobody scared of Australians anyway

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

They’ll never know about this song, they’re so far away

So fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

I stay as far way as I could from you

'Cause them koalas will attack, koala bears remote-controlled by Jews

And when I’m droppin' Huxtables at the pool

I got me a handfuls of Aussie conditionin' shampoo

And I’m thinkin' 'bout skeetin' on Natalie, cover Kylie with goo

Nicole kiddin' me, sayin' that the carpet matches the drapes

And Mel Gibson dunno shit about punching fucking tricks in the taint

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it do

(This racist song only shows how ignorant Americans are)

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it do

(Whatever, man, at least Hitler ain’t from Amurrica)

Ain’t nobody scared of Australians anyway

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

They’ll never know about this song, they’re so far away

So fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it do

Everybody there fuck kangaroo

Yeah, uh huh, stupid ass country

Ladies there shave not down under

Ain’t nobody scared of Australians anyway

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia

They’ll never know about this song, they’re so far away

So fuck Australia, fuck Australia

Fuck Australia, fuck Australia